careers @ napco

wanna work with us?
that's cute

we appreciate the enthusiasm. really, we do. but right now we're a two-person operation running on caffeine and delusion. we're not hiring because we can barely manage ourselves tbh.

0 open positions

yeah you read that right. zero. zilch. nada. the job board is emptier than our social lives.

maybe later™
ask again after coffee

but when we do hire...

look, we're not gonna lie to you with corporate buzzwords like "fast-paced environment" (translation: chaos) or "we're like a family" (red flag). here's what working with us would actually be like:

  • →remote work because pants are optional and commuting is a scam
  • →async communication because meetings could've been an email
  • →actual work-life balance, not the "unlimited pto that nobody takes" kind
  • →you'll work on stuff that matters to real people, not another crypto thing

still wanna be on our radar for the future? (that's actually sweet)

drop us your portfolio anyway

no promises, but we'll remember you when we inevitably burn out and need help